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极乐街

渣男的自我修养-启蒙篇

“生为渣男是上天的恩宠,也是上天的诅咒”

小水也不例外。

小水姓渣,名弎水,生于安乐城极乐街,溺水节,母早亡,由父亲抚养长大。
那是2002年的第一场雪,小水的青春期比其他人来的稍微晚了一些。一定是晚上看了《还珠格格》的缘故,夜里的小水抱着容嬷嬷,湿了一片床单。自此之后,夜夜春梦了无痕,每日尽湿身。这个懵懂的少年并不知道自己的命运,依然在平淡的人生中安稳成长。

“直到有一天,小水遇到了小萌”

这天恰逢溺水节,全城宵禁,万家灯火,却空巷无人,人们都在浴缸里将自己溺入水中,体验自己曾经漂浮在母体羊水中的感觉。
由于那个古董浴缸今天已经寿终就寝,小水只能在脸盆里放满了水,将头埋进去,想起了那个模糊的母亲的模样,不禁眼睛一酸。其实还未懵懂记事的时候,她母亲就已经去世,15岁以后,除了每月收到父亲的汇款,也再没见过父亲。今天是自己18岁生日,却没有人给自己过生日,好惨好惨。

出门走一走吧,小明拿毛巾擦了擦脸。

没人知道从何时开始,安乐城的溺水节开始宵禁。反正自小,大人们就说,如果在宵禁的时候出去不仅会破风水、影响财运,而且还会遇到一些灵异不好的事情,所以每到溺水节,家家就会房门紧闭。

然而小水从来不相信这些,尤其那些自以为是的大人们说出来的话,都是胡扯。看着极乐街上的冷清,丝毫无法想象,这里是安乐城最热闹的红灯区。而今夜所有的那些灯红酒绿,销魂蚀骨,都已经暂时归于沉寂。

“或许我根本不属于这里吧” 小水内心暗自的说。

咣当!一个类似网球毛茸茸的东西, “嗖 ! “的一声,砸到了小水脑门上。

哎呦,把小水砸的一个踉跄,脑袋嗡嗡作响。

咚、咚、咚、、、、随后楼梯中就传来了急促的脚步声,不一会,一个妙龄女子出现在楼道门口,但并未走出楼道门。

“哎,你好,能不能把那个东西还给我”,那个妹子隔着门朝小水喊着。

真是溺水出门不吉利,不过小水隐约中又听到的妹子说“好丢人呐,不会把他砸傻了吧”。

等到小水晃过神来,发现那个妹子是李小萌。李小萌是安乐城青花庭老板的千金,他在安乐城最萌萌妹子海选中见过她,不过他们平时都不住在极乐街的,今天怎么会在这里呢?李小萌也看出来他是小水,因为小水很学霸,人称“沉默的收割机”,因为他总能一声不吭的拿完学校所有的奖励。然而真正让她对小水有印象的是关于小水的传言,据说小水不是现父母亲生的,他是在溺水节的大街上被捡回家的,溺水节外出不吉利,所以他就克死了他现在的妈妈,他的父亲至今也对他心怀怨恨。

“哦,你等一下”,小水捡起了那个毛茸茸的小球,这个小球还在微微颤动着。

“这可是新款智能按摩球,可别摔坏了啊”小萌在心里说。

“呵呵,这个按摩球挺高端的”小水说。

“你居然知道这个东西?!!!”小萌一脸惊诧。

“这不是你刚才说的”小水也感觉迷茫。

“我没说。。。”小萌说。

“好吧,估计我刚才被砸昏头了”小水说。

“那我走了”小水用手捂着头打算走。他不知道,刚才他其实并没有幻听,而是真实的听到了小萌的心声。这就是渣男一族成年以后,才开始慢慢觉醒的能力——能听到异性的心声。

“这个东西挺重的,要不要来家里看看有没有伤到”小萌话到嘴边却只像是自言自语。

虽然她支支吾吾没说出口,但小水却听的真切。

“好啊”小水几乎无意识的脱口就答应了,这也把小水自己吓一跳,这他妈还是自己的嘴巴吗?

这时小萌犹豫了下打开了楼门,小水一愣,小萌不愧是萌妹子大赛冠军,圆头小皮鞋,镂空白色丝袜,淡粉色百褶镶边吊带短裙,长发大卷,空气刘海,抿着嘴唇,大大的眼睛望着小水。

“快进来吧”

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