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吐槽:诺奖是什么鬼?

       诺奖是什么鬼?像是一年一度的彩票开奖,无数看客早就瓜子啤酒矿泉水的台下围观。但是大多数人除了和平奖之外,根本不知道其他奖项到底讲的是什么鬼。今天就来八一八诺奖身后的故事。

       诺奖全名叫诺贝尔奖,他和那个港囧里那个带了假发的包贝尔没有一毛钱关系。诺贝尔是个炸药大王,以至于间接死到他手里的人不计其数(此处说明,根据人类的尿性,就算没有他,人类也能找到一万种方式自己作死)。深感罪孽深重的他,弥留之际立下遗嘱,将自己的财产用于奖励为人类进步做出卓越贡献的人,这就是诺奖。从此江湖上就有了一句佳话叫“诺奖一出,谁与争锋!”。

       我们所熟知的诺贝尔长的是这个样子。

诺贝尔老年

        如果你真的觉得诺贝尔就是这个胡子拉碴的糟老头形象,那就大错特错了,人家年轻的时候,也是颜值爆表的青年才俊。

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        看这性感的嘴唇(有没有点神似王思聪),浅浅的微笑,锃亮的发型,霸气的眼神看向远方。每当看到这种大神,我就埋怨老天不公,明明可以靠脸吃饭,为什么还要对我们智商碾压。

         虽然诺贝尔本人年轻时一表人才,但却不像其他的花花公子到处留情。他虽然有过几次因缘,却终身未娶,并且也没有留下任何的血脉,多好的基因就这么中断了(其实我更想说的是,大神们放心搞科研,那些妹子就交给我们照顾吧~~)

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